René runs a small café in France during World War II. He always has his hands full: He's having affairs with his waitresses, keeps his wife happy, tries to please the German soldiers who frequent his café, and runs an operation for the Resistance.
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'ALLO 'ALLO! - Complete series 1 to 9 - All 85 episodes
Set during World War II, 'Allo 'Allo! tells the story of Renι Artois, a French cafι owner in the village of Nouvion. Germans have occupied the village and stolen all of its valuable artefacts. These include the first cuckoo clock ever made and a painting of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by Van Clomp. The commandant of the town has decided to keep them for himself after the war and forces Renι to hide the painting in his cafι. Hitler also wants the painting for himself, and sends Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo to the town to find it. Flick, in turn, conspires to keep it for himself. The painting is duplicated by a forger, get mixed-up and put in knackwurst sausages. One is sent to Hitler on an ammunition train, which gets blown up, one is hidden and the other is eaten for dinner by Flick himself.
At the same time, the cafι is being used as a safe house for two brave but clueless downed British airmen. Renι is forced to work with the all-women Resistance, who would otherwise shoot him for serving Germans in his cafι. The far-fetched plans of the Resistance to get the airmen back to England always fail (except at one point when a truckload of British Airmen mixed with disguised German Generals: in that case it wasn't successful in bringing their two Airmen back to England as the truck was filled to capacity). These are one of the main running gags of the series. As part of these plans, the Resistance have placed a radio in the bedroom of Renι's mother-in-law. This secret communication device between London and the resistance (codename "Nighthawk") is hidden under the bed, and incoming messages are signalled by triggering the light bulbs concealed in the bed-knobs, leading the elderly mother-in-law to cry "Ze flashing knobs!" Renι answers with "'Allo, 'allo, zis is Night'awk, are you receiving me?", hence the title of the show ("allτ" is the normal French way of greeting someone over a remote communication system).
Renι is also trying to keep his affairs with his two waitresses secret from his wife Edith (who regularly sings in the cafι, although she is an appallingly bad singer, which she does not realise). In addition, the women-only Communist Resistance members are plotting against Renι for serving Germans and working with the Gaullist Resistance. Ironically, the Communist Resistance only blow things up for money. The only reason that they do not shoot Renι is that their leader is in love with him, a fact he has to hide from both his wife and his waitresses. Furthermore, the seemingly gay German Lieutenant Gruber is also continually flirting with Renι. These situations are even more humorous by the fact that Renι is not exactly the best looking man in France, is hardly a hero, and is often forced by his wife to do missions and secret operations. One memorable situation was when Edith pointed a gun at Renι to stop him from running away to hide with his cousin (when interrupted by the Colonel and the Captain, he said that his wife was proposing to him).
Renι's death at the hands of a German firing squad was faked in an early episode, and throughout most of the show's run, he has to pose as his own twin brother, and to convince his wife to marry him again in order to regain ownership of his cafι. In the meantime, Renι's wife is wooed by Monsieur Alfonse, the village undertaker, who is torn between his love for her and his admiration for Renι whom he considers to be a true hero of France.
These few plot devices provide the basic storyline throughout the entire series, on which are hung classic farce set-ups, physical comedy and visual gags, amusingly ridiculous fake accents, a large amount of sexual innuendo and a fast-paced running string of broad cultural clichιs. Each episode builds on the previous ones, often requiring one to have seen the previous episode in order to fully understand the plot. At the start of each subsequent episode, Renι would summarise the plot to date to the audience in a gag based on the "As you remember..." device commonly used in serials. A recurring theme within individual episodes is that of independent plots aiming for a common objective ending up cancelling out each other's effectiveness.
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Additional information
Starring
Gorden Kaye, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Richard Marner, Kim Hartman, Guy Siner, Kirsten Cooke, Richard Gibson, Rose Hill, Arthur Bostrom, John D. Collins, Nicholas Frankau, Louis Mansi, Sue Hodge, Kenneth Connor, Hilary Minster, Jack Haig, Gavin Richards, Sam Kelly, Robin Parkinson
Format
Box set, Colour PAL
Main soundtrack
English Mono & Stereo
Subtitles
Series 1-2: None Series 3-9: OFF, English for the Hard of Hearing
Region
Aspect ratio
4:3 (Full Frame)
Number of discs
16
Classification
BBFC IFCO
Studio
Playback
DVD release date
Series 1 & 2: 19 Aug 2002 Series 3 & 4: 16 Feb 2004 Series 5 volume 1: 23 Oct 2006 Series 5 volume 2: 26 Dec 2006 Series 6 & 7: 18 Aug 2008 Series 8 & 9: 26 Dec 2008
Run time
2311 minutes (38 hours 31 mins)
EAN
Series 1 & 2: 3259190274396 Series 3 & 4: 5050582224269 Series 5 volume 1: 5050582445572 Series 5 volume 2: 5050582455281 Series 6 & 7: 5050582539011 Series 8 & 9: 5050582553369
Episodes
Series 1 & 2 (3 discs)
01 The British Are Coming (Pilot) 02 The Fallen Madonna 03 Pigeon Post 04 Saville Row to the Rescue 05 The Execution 06 The Funeral 07 Red Nick's Colonel 08 The Dance of the Hitler Youth 09 Six Big Boobies 10 The Wooing of Widow Artois 11 The Policeman Cometh 12 Swiftly and with Style 13 The Duel 14 Herr Flick's Revenge
Series 3 & 4 (3 discs)
15 The Gβteau from the Chβteau (Christmas Special) 16 The Nicked Knockwurst 17 Gruber Does Some Mincing 18 The Sausage in the Wardrobe 19 Flight of Fancy 20 Pretty Maids All in a Row 21 The Great Un-Escape 22 Prisoners of War 23 Camp Dance 24 Good Staff Are Hard to Find 25 The Flying Nun 26 The Sausage in the Trousers 27 The Jet-Propelled Mother-In-Law
Series 5 (4 discs)
28 Desperate Doings in the Dungeon 29 The Camera in the Potato 30 Criminal Developments 31 Return of the Paintings 32 Enter Denise 33 A Marriage of Inconvenience 34 Post-Matrimonial Depression 35 The Long-Distance Duck 36 The Generals' Conference 37 Michelle's Secret Love 38 The British Invasion 39 Parade of Prams 40 The Bank Job 41 Communists in the Cupboard 42 Forged Francs & Fishsellers 43 The Exploding Bedpan 44 Feathers 45 Leclerc Against the Wall 46 Christmas Puddings 47 Mines Away! 48 All Aboard 49 The Geneva Express 50 Enigma 51 Renewing the Vows 52 The Big Flush 53 Enigma's End
Series 6 & 7 (3 discs)
54 Desperate Doings in the Graveyard 55 The Gestapo for the High Jump 56 The Nouvion Oars 57 The Nicked Airmen 58 The Airmen De-nicked 59 The Crooked Fences 60 Crabtree's Podgeon Pist 61 Rising to the Occasion 62 A Quiet Honeymoon 63 An Almighty Bang 64 Fleeing Monks 65 Up the Crick Without A Piddle 66 The Gestapo Ruins A Picnic 67 The Spirit of Nouvion 68 Leg It To Spain! 69 Prior Engagements 70 Soup and Sausage 71 Renι Of The Gypsies
Series 8 & 9 (3 discs)
72 Arousing Suspicions 73 A Woman Never Lies 74 Hitler's Last Heil 75 Awful Wedded Wife 76 Firing Squashed 77 A Fistful of Francs 78 Swan Song 79 Fighting with the Windmill 80 A Tour de France 81 Dead Man Marching 82 Tarts and Flickers 83 A Fishy Sendoff 84 A Winkle in Time 85 A Bun in the Oven (Christmas Special)